... is amazing.

Nick says, "Do you know what happens when you assume?"
Mrs. H. says that she does.
Nick continues, "Because I don't want to be made an ass out of!"
Mrs. H. laughs.

Mike goes up to the board and rights the Pokemon equation:
Power (Original) times Kinetic Energy = Mass (Original) times Normal Force.
Mrs. H. determines that, simplified, the units come out to s^3 = kg^3.  She claims that the equation is therefore not a true statement.  I suggest that we just change it to "does not equal."