A human of less intellect then assumed, the Erin preys upon unsuspecting cookies of the chocolate chip and Girl Scout variety. Her waking hours typically range from 5 AM to midnight with sporadic periods of sleeping during the remaining hours. She is often seen applying ChapStick due to an addiction developed at age 12. Academic success is important to her, and it dominates her life. The goals of the Erin include being a chemistry teacher, published author, Jeopardy! champion.

Likes

• ChapStick
• chemistry
• chocolate
• feeling significant
• Jeopardy!
• music
• pasta
• writing

Dislikes

• anger
• ants
• bad grammar
• being touched
• boredom
• confusion
• flies
• spelling errors
• spiders